"You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond."

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

YA

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willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t

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vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

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officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

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21 Apr 14 at 2 am

gameraboy:

Happy Easter!

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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clashboarding:

when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change

image

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via groovyghoulies)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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jennaseavictoria:

spangefucker:

do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone

*punches a wall out of frustration*

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21 Apr 14 at 2 am

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

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dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel